Merry new year

 Contacting tricks and tip

One of my other roomates named elder jhonsen taught me the ultimate method to contacting uncle-age people on the street. It has 6 big steps.

1) approach

2) ask if we've seen eachother before

3) ask how old he is in order to get x

4) use mental divide x by aproximatly 1.35-1.73. Ex: 46-->33 and 38-->26

       4.1) say he looks like that age

5) ask if he has a family 

       5.1) if yes say you already know because his belly is so handsom (he is not wearing a shirt)

        5.2) if no his belly is too hansome for one anyway! (and he still is not wearing a shirt)

6) give him a good solid belly slap (he giggles) and then you are "in"

7 [optional]) call him handsom again

I was a little skepticle about the effectiveness of this method, but elder jhonson assured me of its potency. And so when i saw an uncle hangin out all alone on a park bench I knew I had to try it.... and it works garunteed 1/1 100%

It was supposed to be zone P day, but there was slight conflict with the sister training leaders, so we just had a normal p day activity with almost the whole zones elders at the bowling alley!

I scored 133 so thats pretty good for me. Very fun. Also this bowling alley had the most bizzare cutscenes. Like a really obese dude without a shirt and it would zoom in on his belly and then the word SPARE would appear. Or like really jacked dudes with "double" tatooed over the collar bones, and big X on the pectorals.

Also people keep asking about cambodia, so I must apologise about not having explained about this country very good. I will answer some common questions below.

Q:is it hot?

A: yes. This place is ~400 miles above the equator so it ranges from pretty hot, to just right warm, but mostly its just a bit hot.

Q: whats it like there?

A: yes. There is 18 million ish people in this country, and I am serving in the capital city, phnom penn. There are large buildings, and neighborhoods, and roads. The roads are crazy sometimes and I feel like I have to watch 5 different flows of traffic.

There are many other provinces, but they are all smaller and the vibe I get from when people talk about them is that people have family in the kites ( provinces), but the city is where people go to work, study, and progress their lives. 

Here is a picture of three kids. They were interested so I taught them a bit about jesus. The next time I pulled up to their neighborhood, they had made a cross with tape and sticks, and consecrated the neighborhood adjacent as : Ohio, the holy land of Jesus

This pizza place was super cool, Half the employees were itallian baker themed, and the other half were fancy- chineese-red-dress themed. They also give plastic straws to everyone.